Round Conference Tables

How do you feel about conference tables?

Public Comments

1. i like bending you over them
2. I had a email conversation with Roy about this once
3. I, for one, am totally against them.
4. they are where boring things happen and if i never go to another dreadful meeting i will be happiest girl on earth. plus i think they are full of germs! gross office people germs. office people drink way too much coffee.
5. I don't do conferences
6. they make good potluck buffets...
7. They are great for quickies before or after a meeting
8. OMG!!! Mr. Floyd TOTALLY bent me over his at his job, I was under it, over it...it was frickin AWESOME!!!
9. I like them when they're like really shiny wood. If they are that cheap formica crapola they can go eff themselves with the legs of said cheap conferance table.
10. They're GREAT for sex. Lot's of room.
11. I feel they promote stale thinking and are an anachronism as a productive 'collision zone' within the modern workplace. Having read many of the answers above me, I now intend to boil myself in bleach after my next meeting, as much as boning someone on a coffee-stained thin veneer of laminated formaldehyde may sound delightful.
12. If they're sturdy, I feel great on them. I mean about them.
13. I've broken up a few and sprinkled them over my Clam Chowder Soup
14. .....and you only heard PART of the story from the Mrs.
15. great for meetings with strippers. [ makes a great stage]
16. totally ambivalent, haven't been to a conference or had secks on one in years