Round Conference Tables

What if you went into a conference room and there were two people doing it right on the conference room table?

Can I use my conference table from work as a dining room table? It's a nice, boat shaped mahogany hardwood (not veneer) table. My office is moving and is purchasing new furniture, so I think I can get a good deal on this. It has two base panels (legs) on each end. Would this work in a large dining space?

My Sr. manager takes his shoes off and puts his feet on the conference room table. What can I do about this? His feet smell worse than a can of sardines..

How disgruntled is an employee that unscrews the bolts in the table of the conference room? Do u have stories? Our conference table collapsed on us during a meeting. Luckily no one was really injured although one woman had it land on her knee. We have suspicision that one of our very passive aggressive employees did this, but have no proof. Seriously, if you're that unhappy, wouldn't you just quit? Does anyone have any other examples of disgruntled employees in the workplace? Thanks in advance!

Office Furniture Poll: Rolly chair or Conference room table? Which is better?

What toys would you like to be on the meeting room conference table to play with during breaks? I get bored easily in meetings. Jane: we tried that, Earl and Tammy kept falling asleep Frodo: we tried that but Veronica from HR had to excuse herself for multiple reasons, Jim had the camera and now job security Zand: we had to take operation out after the engineers kept hooking it up to 110 when they knew the marketing guys were meeting next. CCBB: the CEO took the Magic 8 ball and now we see "Outlook not so good" and "Ask again later" in SEC reports. celeste: Todd from sales thought the Etch-A-Sketch was his new laptop and took it. Marketing couldn't get the Lite Brite to advance to the next slide so they unplugged it and put in the corner. Rainy Days: PETA complained about those two

I want to sell used office , reception room and conference room furniture,what`s the best way to sell them?? I want to sell about 63 used office and reception chairs, 25-30 chair capacity conference table with chairs,beautiful office tables,cupboards,cabinets,and laboratory furniture,heating system,and a generator,I am in amarillo,Tx and willing to sell them in a very good price,if any one can tell me how should I sell them fast ,I`ll really appreciate that,thanks

What is the best way to clean grime on our wood table.? We have a long wooden conference room table and all around the edges is a grime build-up that is mostly from skin/oils. Is there a cleaner or home method used to remove this disgusting mess? What's the best way to remove it? Thanks!

Can you put polyacrylic finish over oil based stain on a wooden table? I refinished our conference room table and must protect it now...do I go (water based) polyacrylic or other? Polyurethane?

Where can I buy a good conference table in or around the QC area? Hi there! I'm planning to buy a sturdy but cheap (not too cheap-looking I hope) conference table. Our conference room can only admit a table which is NOT more than 11 feet in length and NOT more than 3 1/2 feet wide. There are 16 Board Members so hopefully the table can fit all 16 of us. Again, price is really a consideration. We're not really looking for an uber-super good looking table. Our office is within the University of the Philippines - Diliman area so I hope that store has delivery service. Thank you very much!!!

How to makeover a school conference room? My elementary school has a conference room with a mish-mash of items. The soundproofing on the walls is gray (on one wall). The carpet is red - yikes, but no changing that. The room is very dark and dingy with old furniture that does not go together. I'm trying to give it a makeover to make it a calming pleasant place to be - not a dark dungeon. My first thought - chair covers; maybe a table runner in a bright color; and some sort of window treatment with color. One wall is a white board (floor to ceiling), another is the gray soundproofing and the other two are a beige type color (maybe once upon a time white). There are 3 small windows - but being in Alaska it doesn't bring in much light during the winter. Any ideas to make this dark dreary room into a beautiful comfortable space?

What size of room is needed to hold a conference for 25 people including a large table? Sorry forgot to say, this is to order a "porta Cabin" style building for site. Would love to hire a room in a hotel, but i dont think they would be to happy with the mud and £"$% that would get carried in on peoples boots

Interesting examples of disgruntled employees in the workplace?Employee that unscrews bolts in table at work? How disgruntled is an employee that unscrews the bolts in the table of the conference room? Do u have stories? Our conference table collapsed on us during a meeting. Luckily no one was really injured although one woman had it land on her knee. We have suspicision that one of our very passive aggressive employees did this, but have no proof. Seriously, if you're that unhappy, wouldn't you just quit? Does anyone have any other examples of disgruntled employees in the workplace? Thanks in advance!

How do Liquidators work? And how do you choose a good one? I face the dreary task of closing up a business. We have some "hard" assets -- 13 desks, several servers, conference room table, PCs and lap tops. There are a lot of liquidators out there, but how do you find a good one? How do they work, on a percentage or a flat fee? Is there a rule of thumb for figuring out what our stuff is worth before we call one? Thanks

How do I make a SIL lens work with 658nm light in an optical data storage application? I have heard it is like trying to fly a full size conference room table upside down over the ocean at 200mph at a distance from the water that is the width of a dime. This without getting the table wet.

Where can I find a inexpensive conference room for a presentation in Denver Metro Area? Should accommodate up to 20/30 people and not be claustrophobic. No services are needed (coffee/food etc). Needs 2 normal size tables (3 ft x 5 ft?) and chairs. I will set up a projector with screen and audio. I will furnish snacks and water.

Free Office Furniture in City Of Industry-Just pick up? need to get rid of asap, some metal cabinets a coffee table and a conference room table soon, you pick up and they're all yours. send message and I'll give details

I can't remember the name of a particular movie I saw a long time ago. Can you please help me spot it? A blonde bombshell is choked to death while having sex on a conference room table. I think the murder happens during an office party perhaps. In the end, a chase ensues on foot. The murderer falls into a pool of acid or cement or something. I can't remember any of the stars from the film. Let me know if any of this sounds familiar. I think the movie was released in theaters sometime around 1992.

Has anyone ever experienced employee sabotage at work? How did you handle it? What happened? All of a sudden, things started to break in the office. First it was minor things such as broke door handles, holes kicked in bathroom walls, spit on all the corporation’s plaques and logos. Then it became more destructive, $5,000 conference room tables began falling apart and very expensive color copiers shorted out by water. I don’t know how to go about catching this person or even if it is more than one person. Has anyone as a boss ever dealt with this? If so, please answer what occurred and how did you stop it. Even if you have not caught them and are going through this, please share your story and possible solution. Thanks.

What examples have you seen on the job of employees whether known or anonymous destroying things? Has anyone ever experienced employee sabotage at work? What kinds of things were they doing? All of a sudden, things started to break in the office. First it was minor things such as broke door handles, holes kicked in bathroom walls, spit on all the corporation’s plaques and logos. Then it became more destructive, $5,000 conference room tables began falling apart and very expensive color copiers shorted out by water. I don’t know if this is one person or even if it is more than one person, but it's getting out of control. Please answer what occurred and how it was stopped. Thanks.

What examples have you seen in the workplace of employees whether known or anonymous destroying things? Has anyone ever experienced employee sabotage at work? What kinds of things were they doing? All of a sudden, things started to break in the office. First it was minor things such as broke door handles, holes kicked in bathroom walls, spit on all the corporation’s plaques and logos. Then it became more destructive, $5,000 conference room tables began falling apart and very expensive color copiers shorted out by water. I don’t know if this person or even if it is more than one person, but it's getting out of control. Please answer what occurred and how it was stopped. Thanks.

What examples have you seen in corporation of employees (whether known or anonymous) destroying things? Has anyone ever experienced employee sabotage at work? What kinds of things were they doing? All of a sudden, things started to break in the office. First it was minor things such as broke door handles, holes kicked in bathroom walls, spit on all the corporation’s plaques and logos. Then it became more destructive, $5,000 conference room tables began falling apart and very expensive color copiers shorted out by water. I don’t know if this is one person or even if it is more than one person, but it's getting out of control. Please answer what occurred and how it was stopped. Thanks.

What to call our Marketing/Advertising/Design studio room at work? We would like to refer to our Design room as something fun, but not sure. The conference room has already been labeled "The Chamber Of Secrets". So something creative that relates to our department. We are going to have computer stations, and a lounge/couch area and two large work activity table in the Design studio to give an idea.

HDTV for 12 x 14 conference room - for computer? First of all I am needing an HDTV for a conference room 12ft by 14ft. The first sitting chair around a racetrack table will be approx 3 ft from the wall mounted HDTV while the last chair will be approx 9 ft from the HDTV. My laptop that I am using already has an HDMI port built into so here are my questions: Note: The primary use will be for power point presentations and occasional training DVDs or even web browsing. This will not be used by employees to watch Blu-Ray DVDS (hopefully!) 1) What size HDTV should I purchase? 2) What resolution - 720p or 1080p?

Clumsy poll: How do you explain the bruises on your leg? when the conference room table jumps out at you... ouch...

Would you take this much time to be disgruntled, passive-aggressive at work? This act was calculated for? months! Employee that unscrews bolts in table at work - How disgruntled is an employee that unscrews the bolts in the table of the conference room? Our conference table collapsed on us during a meeting. Luckily no one was really injured although one woman had it land on her knee. It was a calculated act as the table grew more and more wobbly with each meeting until it finally collapsed - now they use the "good" half for meetings! We have suspicision that one of our very passive aggressive employees did this, but have no proof. Seriously, if you're that unhappy, wouldn't you just quit? Does anyone have any other examples of disgruntled employees in the workplace? Thanks in advance!

A very calculated act that took time...Any interesting examples of disgruntled employees in the workplace? Employee that unscrews bolts in table at work - How disgruntled is an employee that unscrews the bolts in the table of the conference room? Our conference table collapsed on us during a meeting. Luckily no one was really injured although one woman had it land on her knee. It was a calculated act as the table grew more and more wobbly with each meeting until it finally collapsed - now they use the "good" half for meetings! We have suspicision that one of our very passive aggressive employees did this, but have no proof. Seriously, if you're that unhappy, wouldn't you just quit? Does anyone have any other examples of disgruntled employees in the workplace? Thanks in advance!

Will you donate office furniture to non profit org in Atlanta? Non profit organization located in the Atlanta area is looking for open statelite office. We provide medical and social services to families of children with cancer and other catastrophic illnesses. We are looking for desks, fax machine, telephone consoles, file cabinets, office supplies, sofa, love seats, waiting room chairs, tables, micro waves, conference table and chairs. If you or someone you know have any of the above, please contact me immediately. Monetary donations are accepted. Your donations are tax deductible...Thank you you can contact me via e-mail at watsonfun@yahoo.com or info@watsonfoundation.org E-mail: watsonfund@yahoo.com OR info@watsonfoundation.org For any questions! Please do not hesitate to contact me!

How do I get a job on a Death Panel? I can just picture it now...sitting at a nice big shiny table in a conference room, reviewing folders of old people, phoning hospitals to tell them to pull the plug...I have a great resume! How do I get this job?

Are liberals so paranoid they think the CIA is listening in on their phone conversations? I trust that the CIA might listen in on the phone calls of known terror suspects and those who would finance their attacks on America. Out of all the people in this country, do liberals really think it is them that the CIA is listening in on?? That the CIA is gathered around a conference room table in Washington DC listening in on such conversations as "so like who do you think should win American Idol?" Or "dude, who do you think will win the Super Bowl?" I mean these people are PARANOID. No wonder the 9/11 conspiracy theories are so popular with them. I ask this question because that's the idea I got from the libs who answered my last question. The girl got 4 thumbs up, so I figure every liberal believes that and is paranoid.

How fast is fast? An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT". It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked the second man. "Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed." He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of." The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said. Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. " Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit in my pants. Old Bubba is the new "Greeter" at the Lake Ellsinore Wal-Mart.

Pregnancy and rib pain? I am 34w. My ribs are killing me. It is like she is fully stretched out and pushing against my insides. I attend a lot of meetings for my job -- so it is hard to change position (since I am sitting at a conference room table). Any advice?

prepositional phrases? I have a few more questions. Please bear with me because I am pretty confused with these. 1.Jerry broke his leg (in two places) when he fell down two flights of stairs. 2. The rest of the reports were divided (among our five senior officers). 3. Let's hang that picture (above the couch) 4. On the way home, Jane and susan walked (through the mall). 5. Jane will take (all these papers) off the conference room table today. 6. A discussion (about books) is something that he always enjoys. 7. Everyone (except Harry) is planning to come to your party. 8. The exact composition of the core of the earth (will be determined) in the next few years. 9. I voted (against the last motion). 10. He (should have told) me the bad news yesterday. 11. George and Sue had lunch (beneath the pines). 12.(painting the fence) is hard work. 13. The causes (of his failure) were frequent nights of partying and lack of ambition. I think that 5,8,10, and 12 are not prepositional phrases but the rest are

Anonymous employee is destroying everything in sight - see details; what can I do about? Costing lots of $$$? Has anyone ever experienced employee sabotage at work? How did you handle it? What kinds of things were they doing? All of a sudden, things started to break in the office. First it was minor things such as broke door handles, holes kicked in bathroom walls, spit on all the corporation’s plaques and logos. Then it became more destructive, $5,000 conference room tables began falling apart and very expensive color copiers shorted out by water. I don’t know how to go about catching this person or even if it is more than one person. Has anyone as a boss ever dealt with this? If so, please answer what occurred and how did you stop it. Even if you have not caught them and are going through this, please share your story and possible solution. Thanks.

slight problem at work? Ok, so my boss is a woman...a bit older than I and married. About a month ago, we finished a big project and went out to celebrate. We ended up back at the office and having at it on the conference room table. Lately, she has been asking me to "work late." It's been pretty good...and she's taught me a few things in the sexual arena for sure. My wife is starting to get a bit susupicious about me working late so often. If I end things with my boss, it could be bad for my career (plus she's fun). Not sure how to handle the wife and her questions about my work hours. I don't know, maybe I should just start going home at a normal time again and everything will be ok. Any thoughts?

Direct TV Commercial ~ Customer Service? Hi, I love this commercial! Does anyone know if it's possible to find a copy of it online? Featuring a bunch of people sitting around a conference room table. Thx, Vent. FOUND IT: directv.feedroom.com scroll down for the commercials section. ~ GREAT STUFF!

Wal Mart interview?? Star if you like this joke...I am still laughing my butt off! Sandy :O) DO YOU KNOW HIM > > A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job > opening. > > After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were > equally > qualified. > > He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their > answer would determine which of them would get the job. > > The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the > interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" > > Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT." > It just > pops into your head. There's no warning. > > "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And, now you sir?", he > asked the > second man. "Hmmm...let me see. > > "A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A > BLINK is the fastest thing I know of." > > "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very > popular > cliché for speed." > > He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply. > > "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall > there's > a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture > the light > on the barn comes on in less than an instant. "Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT > is the > fastest thing I can think of" > > The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he > had > found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said. > > Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the > same > question. Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the previous three Answers, > it's > obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA." > > "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh sure", said > Old Bubba. "You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran > for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, > I ad already MESSED MY BRITCHES." > > Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you! You probably > will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on!.... >

Bubba applies to Wal-Mart .......? An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT". It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked the second man. "Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed." He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of." The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said. Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already crapped in my pants. Old Bubba is the new "Greeter" at a Wal-Mart Store.

Job Interview !!!!!? An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked the second man. "Hmm....let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye.. that's a very popular clich for speed." He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of." The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said. Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. The last man replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants!"

Wal-Mart greeter? An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an Individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table The interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT." It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; It's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of. "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked the second man Hmm. Let me see. A BLINK! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A blink of an eye is the fastest thing I can think of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer "The blink of an eye, that's very good." He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the Wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out Across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an Instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of." The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and Thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light, "He said. Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom, but, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already s**t in my pants." Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!!

When I heard this joke I wet myself....lol? An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT." It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked the second man. "Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed." He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of." The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said. Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers. It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already s'hit in my pants." Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!

Married woman giving me the eye...W-T-F? FIRST, I'm not looking to date her. I think it's immoral to break up marraiges like that, plus I don't want to get caught, if you will. I'll admit, though, this girl is drop dead gorgeous, great figure and face. I had a seminar class with her this semester and have sat across the conference room table from her all this time. I betcha I've counted 10-12 times this semester where I've caught her giving me direct eye contact or otherwise looking immediately in my direction. She has always been real friendly (not really flirty, however) when we've talked. I have dark curly hair, blue eyes, a nice smile, and the "shadow" makings of a beard, if you will. Sometimes I just plain ol' t-shirts and jeans, sometimes I wear Columbia sweaters and khakis. I wonder what about me she sees and why she'd be looking at me. W-T-F? Even the other day, I had to give a 15 min. speech in front of the class. I did HORRENDOUS on it; people were even laughing at me during my pres. She told me I didn't do "that bad" and I wasn't even whining or looking for sympathy about it. W-T-F means, uh.... It means "What the f**k."

Joke Did you know Wal mart had the best interviews of all stores? WAL-MART INTERVIEW A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?' The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head... There's no warning. 'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And, now you sir?', he asked the second man. 'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.' 'Excellent!' said the interviewer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed.' He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply. 'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch.. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'. The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' he said Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.' 'WHAT!?' said the interviewer, stunned by the response. 'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already POOPED my pants.' BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!

Trini AGAIN ? Trust a Trini to give this answer. Four men were sitting around a conference room table being interviewed for a job. The interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?' The first man replied, 'A thought.' It pops into your head, there's no forewarning that it's on the way;it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of.' 'That's very good,' replied the interviewer. 'And now you, sir,'he asked the second man. 'Hmmm, let me see..... a blink!,'said the second man. 'It comes and goes and you don't know it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of.' 'Excellent!', said the interviewer. The blink of an eye. That's a very popular cliche for speed.' The interviewer then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. 'Well,' said the third candidate, 'out on my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall thereis a light switch. When you flip that switch, way across the pasture the light at the barn comes on in an instant. Turning on a light is the fastest thing I can think of.' The interviewer was very impressed with the third candidate's answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light.', the interviewer said. Turning to the fourth man, a Trinidadian, he posed the same question. 'After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me the fastest thing known is diarrhea,'said the Trini. 'What!' said the interviewer, stunned by the response. 'Oh, I can explain,' said the Trini. You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so well and ran for the bathroom. But, before I could think, blink, or turn on the light, I s____ my pants.' The Trini got the job.

Has anyone else made money from market research focus groups? Here in the greater Washington DC area, there are six different companies that do market research focus groups for companies. They all need people to participate. If you meet the demographics they are looking for, you could be paid from $70-$300 for your time. The time commitment is usually about 2 hours. You sit around a conference room table with a dozen or so people and a professional facilitor and discuss a topic. Your comments are videotaped and evaluated. It is alot of fun. They usually pay you in cash at the end of the session. Have you ever gone to something like this? (If you are interested go to Google and type market research focus group and the name of your town to see who to contact. Call them and tell them you are interested in participating in market research focus groups)

This a shade on the long side but worth it for the laugh ENJOY? WAL-MART INTERVIEW A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT." It just pops into your head. There's no warning. "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And, now you sir?", he asked the second man "Hmmm...let me see "A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed." He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. "Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of" The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said. Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the previous three Answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh sure", said BUBBA. "You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants." BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!

Hecka funny? An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an > individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of > resumes he found four people who were equally qualified -- an > American, a Russian, an Australian, and a Mexican. > > He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their > answers would determine who among them would get the job. The day came > and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer > asked, "What is the fastest thing you know?" > > Steve, the American, replied, "A THOUGHT. It comes without any > warning; it just pops into your head. A thought is the fastest thing > that I know.." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. > > "And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir , the Russian. "Hmm.... let me see. > A blink! It comes and goes without you knowing that it ever happens. A > BLINK is the fastest thing I know." > "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very > popular cliche for speed." > > He then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating his > reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on > the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, the light > in the barn comes on way out across the pasture. Yep, TURNING ON A > LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of." The interviewer was very > impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. > "It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said. > > Turning to Eleuterio, the Mexican, the fourth and final man, the > interviewer posed the same question. Eleuterio replied, "Puess apter > herring da tree preebious ansers sir, et's obeus to me dat the fastest > ting is diarrhea." > translation: "well after hearing the three previous answers sir, it's > obvious to me the fastest thing is diarrhea" > > "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. The others > were giggling in their seats... > > "Oh, I can espleyn sir," said Eleuterio. "You see, sir, da ader day my > istumach was peeling bad and so I run so fast to the bathroom, but > bepore I could TINK, BLINK, or TURN ON DE LIGHT, sir, I had alreydi > shet in my pants!" > > Eleuterio is now the new "Greeter" at Wal-Mart.

Job interview hahahahaha? An office manager was given the task of hiring an Individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked: "What is the fastest thing you know of?" Acknowledging the first man (An American), on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked the second man (A Scotsman MAN). "Hmm .... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye ....that's a very popular cliché for speed." He then turned to the third man (A German who was contemplating his reply." Well, out at my dad's FARM, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch & way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an ant. TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of. "The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" He said. Turning to the fourth and final man (An Irishman), the interviewer posed the same question. It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT , I had already sh@t my pants!" HE GOT THE JOB................

Hot married woman constantly eyeing me. W-T-F? I'm not looking to date or screw her. But, if she wasn't married, I'd have already tried to, uh...got 'r done! This girl is drop dead gorgeous, great figure, face, and all. I had a seminar class with her this semester and have sat across the conference room table from her. I betcha I've counted 10-12 times this semester where I've caught her giving me direct eye contact or otherwise immediately in my direction, NOT always vice versa. (I'm not conceited, but I am observant.) She's always been real friendly (not really flirty, though) when we've talked. Even the other day, I did horrendous on a presentation; people were laughing at me during the pres. I wasn't even whining or looking for sympathy and she still told me I did fine. I have dark curly hair, blue eyes, a nice smile, and the "shadow" makings of a beard, if you will. Wear plain clothes but have clean appearance. I wonder what about me she sees and why she'd be looking at me. Help me understand this, married women!

The fastest thing? Joke ! Star if this made you smile? An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked the second man. "Hmm....let me see. A BLINK ! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of.." "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye ... that's a very popular cliche for speed." He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of." The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said. Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. The last man replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh I can explain," said the fourth man. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already crapped my pants! The manager gave him the job!

This is so TRUE if your unfortunate enough for this to happen to you? LOL!!!? Four men were sitting around a conference room table being interviewed for a job. The interviewer asked," What is the fastest thing you know of?" The first man replied, "A thought. It pops into your head, there's no forewarning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good," replied the interviewer. "And now you, sir," he asked the second man. "Hmmm, let me see..... a blink!," said the second man. "It comes and goes and you don't know it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye. That's a very popular cliché for speed." He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. Well, out on my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there is a light switch. When you flip that switch, way across the pasture, the light at the barn comes on in an instant. Turning on a light is the fastest thing I can think of." The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light." he said. Turning to the fourth man he posed the same question. "After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me the fastest thing known is diarrhoea," said the man. "What!" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh, I can explain," said the man, "You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so well and ran for the bathroom. But, before I could think, blink, or turn on the light, I sh*t my pants." He got the job!

What id the fastest thing - lol it is a joke please no mocking intended? An office manager was given the task of hiring an Individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked: "What is the fastest thing you know of?" Acknowledging the first man (A WHITE MAN), on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked the second man (A INDIANMAN). "Hmm .. let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye ..that's a very popular cliché for speed." He then turned to the third man (A BLACK MAN) who was contemplating his reply." Well, out at my dad's FARM, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch & way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an ant. TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of. "The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" He said. Turning to the fourth and final man (A COLOUREDMAN), the interviewer posed the same question. It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT , I had already kakked in my pants!" HE GOT THE JOB................ Sorry should read what is the fastest thing

Wal Mart interview?? Star if you like this...I am still laughing my behind off!! Sandy :O) DO YOU KNOW HIM > > A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job > opening. > > After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were > equally > qualified. > > He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their > answer would determine which of them would get the job. > > The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the > interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" > > Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT." > It just > pops into your head. There's no warning. > > "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And, now you sir?", he > asked the > second man. "Hmmm...let me see. > > "A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A > BLINK is the fastest thing I know of." > > "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very > popular > cliché for speed." > > He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply. > > "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall > there's > a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture > the light > on the barn comes on in less than an instant. "Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT > is the > fastest thing I can think of" > > The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he > had > found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said. > > Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the > same > question. Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the previous three Answers, > it's > obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA." > > "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh sure", said > Old Bubba. "You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran > for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, > I ad already MESSED MY BRITCHES." > > Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you! You probably > will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on!.... > OK...who is running around with their thumbs down?? It's a JOKE, people...a joke. Sandy

Married woman giving me the eye...W-T-F? FIRST, I'm not looking to date her. I think it's immoral to break up marraiges like that, plus I don't want to get caught, if you will. I'll admit, though, this girl is drop dead gorgeous, great figure and face. I had a seminar class with her this semester and have sat across the conference room table from her all this time. I betcha I've counted 10-12 times this semester where I've caught her giving me direct eye contact or otherwise looking immediately in my direction. She has always been real friendly (not really flirty, however) when we've talked. Even the other day, I did horrendous on a presentation; people were laughing at me during the pres. I wasn't even whining or looking for sympathy and she still told me I did fine. I have dark curly hair, blue eyes, a nice smile, and the "shadow" makings of a beard, if you will. Wear plain clothes but have clean appearance. I wonder what about me she sees and why she'd be looking at me. W-T-F?

Is this joke a good one I can tell in a mixed crowd of people, or is it too much for some folks? WAL-MART INTERVIEW A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?' The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head... There's no warning. 'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And, now you sir?', he asked the second man. 'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.' 'Excellent!' said the interviewer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed.' He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply. 'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch.. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'. The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' he said Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question. Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.' 'WHAT!?' said the interviewer, stunned by the response. 'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already POOPED my pants.' BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you! You probably will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on!.. Have a good day!!

Very hot married woman constantly eyeing me. W-T-F? FIRST, I'm not looking to date her. I think it's wrong to date married women. However, if she wasn't married, I'd have already tried to, uh...got 'r done! This girl is drop dead gorgeous, great figure, face, and all. I had a seminar class with her this semester and have sat across the conference room table from her. I betcha I've counted 10-12 times this semester where I've caught her giving me direct eye contact or otherwise immediately in my direction, NOT always vice versa. She's always been real friendly (not really flirty, though) when we've talked. Even the other day, I did horrendous on a presentation; people were laughing at me during the pres. I wasn't even whining or looking for sympathy and she still told me I did fine. I have dark curly hair, blue eyes, a nice smile, and the "shadow" makings of a beard, if you will. Wear plain clothes but have clean appearance. I wonder what about me she sees and why she'd be looking at me. W-T-F?

Very attactive married woman constantly eyeing me. W-T-F!? FIRST, I'm not looking to date her. I think it's immoral to break up marraiges like that, plus I don't want to get caught, if you will. This girl is drop dead gorgeous, great figure, face and all. I had a seminar class with her this semester and have sat across the conference room table from her all this time. I betcha I've counted 10-12 times this semester where I've caught her giving me direct eye contact or otherwise looking immediately in my direction, not always vice versa. She has always been real friendly (not really flirty, however) when we've talked. Even the other day, I did horrendous on a presentation; people were laughing at me during the pres. I wasn't even whining or looking for sympathy and she still told me I did fine. I have dark curly hair, blue eyes, a nice smile, and the "shadow" makings of a beard, if you will. Wear plain clothes but have clean appearance. I wonder what about me she sees and why she'd be looking at me. W-T-F?

Polls and Surveys: Anonymous employee is destroying everything in sight - see details; what can I do about? Has anyone ever experienced employee sabotage at work? How did you handle it? What kinds of things were they doing? All of a sudden, things started to break in the office. First it was minor things such as broke door handles, holes kicked in bathroom walls, spit on all the corporation’s plaques and logos. Then it became more destructive, $5,000 conference room tables began falling apart and very expensive color copiers shorted out by water. I don’t know how to go about catching this person or even if it is more than one person. Has anyone as a boss ever dealt with this? If so, please answer what occurred and how did you stop it. Even if you have not caught them and are going through this, please share your story and possible solution.

Hello, I am having a hard time finding a cheap space in Los Angeles for a youth conference. Any suggestions? I would like a conference-style room that can fit over 100 people, including space for display tables. I plan on using the room all day (9-5).